April 2011
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Don’t Knock Exit Doors
AIRLINE | CANADA
(A passenger is sitting in the emergency exit row. We’re required by law to brief them on the operation of the window exit. One of the instructions is to ‘throw the exit door out’.)
Me: “Do you have any questions for me on the operation of this door?”
Passenger: “Yes, there’s something I’ve always wondered. When you throw the door out, where does it go?”
Me: “It just goes...
March 2011
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December 2010
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Amazon patents system to stop bad gifts →
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Minimalist Effect in The Maximalist Market →
November 2010
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Not Quite Streets Ahead
GROCERY STORE | USA
(I am checking out a customer and taking their details.)
Me: “Ma’am, what is your street name?”
Customer: “I don’t really have one of those. I usually just go by Shanice.”
Me: “Uh, ma’am, I meant the street name where you live.”
Customer: “Oh, I knew that!”
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23 Brilliant Logos With Hidden Messages →
I didn’t know about several of these! Loving the Northwest logo, and I can’t believe I’ve never seen the Tostitos logo properly.
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Canadian Couple wins 11.2m and gives it all away!
Could you honestly say you’d do the same?!
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Toronto Sun Article
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IE on a Mac →
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The site looks terrible. The columns don’t line up, and the text is all over the place. I’m seriously concerned. We had an agreement and I will not pay your invoice until you resolve these issues.”
Me: “The site looks fine to me in Chrome, IE, Firefox and Safari. Which browser are you using?”
Client: “I use Internet Explorer on a Mac.”
Me:...
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October 2010
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Viva La France!
clientsfromhell:
Client: “This looks good. I’d like for you to get together with the project manager (male) and the marketing director (female) for a little ménage à trois before the next phase of the project starts.”
Me (who was only half-listening to this point): “Excuse me?”
Client: “Hmm? oh, ménage à trois? That’s a French phrase. It means collaboration.”
365 Days of Love
lizishappy:
..is also the name of my mamma’s recent painting:
I helped her name it.
But it has a much deeper meaning to me. When I ask people around me what season they like best, they always choose just one. But I love all the seasons. Each season is so unique and all so beautiful in their own way. I think it’s a blessing when I can experience all the 4 seasons this earth has to offer.
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I whip my hair
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lmao my boyfriend just showed me this video last night
my fave bit is how she’s like “when they see me pull up” and makes driving motions… sweetheart, didn’t you just get rid of the booster seat?
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Why you don't like changes to your design →
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I Now Pronounce You Employed
ICE CREAM SHOP | MICHIGAN, USA
Me: “Hello sir, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Hi, are you hiring?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry. This is a family-run business. Is there something you wanted to eat?”
Customer: “No. I wanted a job.”
Me: “I’m sorry sir, but we cannot hire you. If you don’t want anything to eat, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. We are very busy today.”
(The customer leaves,...
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I Hear Sea Shells On The Sea Shore
RETAIL | USA (I work at a small shop that sells sea shells and other beach items. A customer comes in and holds a piece of merchandise to her ear.)
Customer: “I think I can hear the ocean. I thought they were lying!”
Me: “Um, ma’am…”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “You’re holding a cup with a seashell painted on it to your ear.”
September 2010
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Have you ever lost your camera? →
try to find it!
